Happiness number 2341 is now available for collection at the Institution. You may not resell your happiness nor reverse engineer your happiness. The Institution reserves absolute rights over the brand of Happiness rationed to you, and is the sole dispenser of Happiness in your reach. Failing to observe the above mentioned ground rules may result in the removal of all comforts associated with the Happiness you receive. Remember, the Institution's Happiness is what makes your life complete. Understand that we worry for you should you stray from the safety of our Happiness.
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